lysdal
non biney she/her witchwe do a little programming / plant noise
world is a fuck \ snailpilled
writing tip: delete your project, go outside
programming tip: run.
music tip: scream for your life
They should never have taken duels out of politics. politicians yearn to be allowed to shoot at each other these days you can tell
They are meant to be going out to the back garden and firing the world’s most inaccurate dangerous guns at each other over minor disagreements it’s literally their natural behaviour. like how birds nest and hermit crabs dig etc
Sorry idk why I’m possessed by the spirit of a duellist from like the 1820s rn
resisting the urge to ask the people around me to describe how they view me in full excruciating detail and then also explain why they view me like that in full excruciating detail
guy at urinal: AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHUGGGGHHH!
guy next to him wearing wraparound shades talking into his Bluetooth: Yeah i’m peeing at a urinal right now. Yeah. The noise is the guy next to me. Yeah, he’s peeing too. Yeah. Peeing so hard he’s screaming
“Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.”— Roman graffiti
heaven forbid puppygirls do anything
